Wanna buy a Used Toilet ??? Check Ebay

•July 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

SEATTLE - Seattle‘s five problem-plagued public toilets could be yours for a piss amount.

City officials decided to pull the plug on the multimillion-dollar self-cleaning toilet stalls and instead put them on the auction site eBay.

Starting bids are $89,000 apiece.  (Not a Cheap Crapper Is it !)

Neighbors and city-commissioned analysts said the unisex facilities users and were less cost-effective than regular public restrooms.

Unfortunately, they also fostered illegal behavior, such as prostitution and drug use.

The German-made automatic, high-tech toilets were installed in 2004 and have cost the city about $5 million. Each has handsfree washing and drying ability and an emergency button that automatically dials 911. ( In case you need a change of scivees)

The automated doors on the HIGH-TECH and graffiti-resistant toilets will close Aug. 1, The auction will last for 10 days.

As of Thursday morning, none of the toilets had received any bids.

HOW TO BUY PLUS SIZE LINGERIE ….

•July 12, 2008 • Leave a Comment

MOST MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT FINDING LARGE “PLUS-SIZE” LINGERIE THAT TRULY WOULD FIT THEIR “DREAM GIRL”.


This blog will attempt to provide you some tips in the hunt for something that may actually work ….Most Women are pretty uncomfortable with their size and overall sexiness ….Who can blame them ????

Ridicule , Laughter . Finger Pointing and Vomiting followed every where they went.
Words like “Fatass” , “Tubby” . “Behemoth Bitch” were commonplace, leading to chicken bucket overdose…..But, NO MORE !!!
Buying some Boat canvas covers and duct tape can lead to some passionate evening wear.

Tips:
1. Hide the feedbag (Caution: Watch out for teeth, you may lose a finger )
2. Power wash her body …(Try lobbing a “zip lock” bag full of flea shampoo at her like a Hand Grenade)
3. RUN ! If you decide to see it through , go to next step !!
4. Lay your “Pork Princess” on to the tarp ( In all her glory )

(note: If your nostrils are still being assaulted , “Blast”her again for good measure.
5. Cinch tarp together with rivet gun and duct tape ….Let your imagination go.
6. Cut out some “love holes” and some for her arms while you are at it….
(I Just visualized this and threw up in my mouth )

ALL DONE !!!

If your looking for different colors , materials , you can try Military Canvas , Parachute material, Corrugated Aluminum, Newspaper. There is absolutely no reason with the above set of tips, can help you find that special lingerie.

Digital Desktop

•July 12, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Wallpaper for your computer, notebook or even print. Feel free to copy for your own personal use. Many more Digital creations will be added for you.

Visit DARKFLAMEDESIGN for original vinyl decals and art. Leave me some comments, they are appreciated .

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FEMALE FORM

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Once again designing eye catching female art is such a chore ….NOT !!!

Always looking for that right pose,that “come hither” look,that one thing that screams attention. So as I crop, paint, adjust, blend, filter and “perfect” my subject’s look, i begin to think…”Boy,this could be worse,I could be stuck creating annual expense reports !!!”

But , I can create DREAM WOMEN with the power of my Digital paint pen and tablet…WOO HOO !!!
Sure it’s all fantasy, but my vision put on screen, you just can’t beat that.

So, keep your cute kittens , ladybugs , nature art , sunsets….

another few more reasons to use decals

•July 9, 2008 • Leave a Comment

1. Cover with lots of stickers and say that you got your car from a Turkish cab driver.
2. Cover bullet holes
3. Make people think you are artistic
4. Stickers add miles per gallon ….honest !
5. People will be looking at your stickers instead of you picking your nose.
6. They are cheap !!!!!
7. Make your pile of shit look cool

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Damn It’s HOT HOT HOT

•June 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment


CALIFORNIA IS SCORCHIN’ …….
Triple digit weather is here,suntan lotion,screaming ghetto hids and all.
Don’t get me wrong…I love the beach,but when the sand is covered with garbage,diapers,condoms and god knows what else,it’s probably best to watch where to go.

California beaches are some of the worst looking after a weekend. And people DON”T CARE !!!!

I swear i feel like dropping a foot up some of those kid’s asses.They throw cans,bury waste and food under the sand,leaving everything like some shithole.

Nearby sportfishing is just as reckless,third world fishermen and ladies,catch undersize fish and hide them from the game wardens that walk about.I have been witness to the same fishermen “catch” STARFISH,OCTOPUS OR SOME OTHER HELPLESS CREATURE(knowing full well it was not going to be eaten),hand it over to some kids to oogle over,just to have them “smash” it on the ground or “keep” them.

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT ??????

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HAPPY Birthday Tayleur

•June 12, 2008 • 1 Comment

Wow ….Sweet Sixteen !!!

Seems just like yesterday when i remembered you such a small little girl. You always wanted “fry fry”s” (French Fries) to eat. I also remembered you wearing all the frilly , girly baby clothes we would buy you to wear, just so we could show you off.

I do miss those times when you were so small and would yell “Daddy !!!” when i would get home from work….I would get the best hugs and kisses. Even though you are “more” grown up and think parents are “embarrassing” , I love you just as much.

I wish you the best on your special day , because when you were born, it was my “special” day too.

Angels Among us

•June 12, 2008 • Leave a Comment

latest rendering for decal : Let me know what you think !!!

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THE EYE

•May 28, 2008 • Leave a Comment


Well here is the problem …Going thursday to get “INJECTION” in eye to eliminate floater problem …( OH , JOY !!! )

Then later good ol’ laser to the blood vessels so they stop leaking.

What Fresh Hell is This ??????

DIABETES SUCKS

•May 24, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Well,it seems i got a problem….started day after i went to a recent concert at the HOUSE OF BLUES.

The ADICTS were playing and it kicked ass !!!!

Anyways , I woke up the next day eith what is called a EYE FLOATER , went to the V.A. hospital to get checked (U.S.ARMY VET),and was told i have diabetes and tha i will need laser surgery to correct.

Please Read the following , Because this can be VERY common :

What are Floaters?
A floater is the term commonly used to describe small spots in your field of vision. Floaters cast shadows over the retina (the light-sensitive inner layer of the eye) and the retina in turn then sends visual signals to the brain, resulting in an image being seen.

PROBLEMS ASSOCIATED WITH “FLOATERS”
Degenerative changes occur in the vitreous that shrink and may detach from the retina. This can cause a small amount of bleeding and is particularly common amongst people who are nearsighted or have had cataract surgery. Floaters that are caused by bleeding from an abnormal growth of blood vessels can lead to hemorrhages inside the eye. DIABETES

Abnormal blood vessel growth can also lead to scar tissue that tends to shrink and this shrinkage causes wrinkling, dragging, distortion, detachment or tearing of the retina.

Help for Floaters
If floaters persist and symptoms are worrying, it is advisable to have a thorough eye examination. Generally, if the number of floaters in the eye have increased or worsened, you should have it diagnosed and treated as quickly as possible. In most cases, floaters do not require treatment because eventually they do disappear.

When floaters appear in your line of vision, you should try to move your eye around or try looking up or down to move the floaters. There are no medications available to treat floaters. However, if floaters occur as a result of inflammatory eye disease, certain medications may be prescribed to treat the inflammation.

In more severe cases, surgery may be needed to remove floaters and prevent blindness. Surgical options include procedures such as vitrectomy and laser eye treatments like conventional LASIK are performed. Vitrectomy helps to remove scar tissue, clear blood and debris from the eye while LASIK corrects visual impairment.

My doctor explained this condition i have with ABNORMAL VESSEL GROWTH , and suggested laser surgery to correct.Even as i type it moves in and out of my field of vision.

It is very annoying.

Soon, I will be screened, but i am sure i will be diagnosed with diabetes.

How scary to hear “YOU HAVE BEEN DIAGNOSED” !!!!

I mean you go through life and never expect to hear theses things,I know it’s not the end of the world, but I never thought i would be in this new era of my life.

READ ALL YOU CAN ABOUT THIS VERY SERIOUS AND MOST IMPORTANT CONDITION

MORE INFO : AMERICAN DIABETES ASSOCIATION

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ART GALLERY : RELIGOUS ART

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SIGNS OF A HAUNTING

•May 8, 2008 • Leave a Comment


SIGNS OF A RESIDUAL HAUNTING: Sometimes, this type of activity can make itself known in similar ways to an “Intelligent” haunting, but the most important signs will be different. A spirit, or an image in this case, will not interact with any of the living occupants of the location.

The activity, and the sightings, will be random. There will be no missing items. While doors and windows may open and close by themselves, it will be because of energy expending itself and not because of spirit activity. Commonly reported in these cases are sounds of footsteps, walking and breathing and odd, usually repetitive sounds. Apparitions are commonly reported but they will not notice the living persons around them and will usually repeat the same actions over and over again. It is much more common to visibly spot an image in this type of haunting but remember, there will be no interaction with it.

Like a repeating set of events will occur commonly during the same time or actual location,(think of a recording played in a loop).

Ghosts have been known to interact with the living or just make acknowledgment with a quick glance or eye contact. In other accounts the ghost seems unaware of the presence of living people and appears to be acting out some part of their own life.

SIGNS OF AN INTELLIGENT HAUNTING: The spirit will usually manifest itself in physical ways like slamming, opening and unlocking doors and windows; strange sounds; voices; cold chills and sometimes odors. It may make itself seen and it will most likely look as it did when alive.
The witness should be sure however, that the visible spirit seems to interact and is not just a sighting.

The annoyance factor with this type of haunting will be very high as the spirit seeks to get the attention of the living occupants at or in the location. These spirits are known for hiding objects; keys,small items, moving things about; turning things off and on and other nuisances that would be similar to a child seeking attention. In this sort of case, the spirit may be looking for assistance to pass over or to accomplish a certain task. It has also been documented that the spirit may just be seeking company from the residents, or even from the investigators themselves.

EVP recordings and other evidence can be done from this type of haunting.
There are different types of entities that will manifest :

# Ghost: Soul, Spirit The disembodied spirit of a dead person, conceived of an appearing to the living as a pale, shadowy apparition.(shadow. uneven form, mist, energy,cloud ).

# Phantom: Something that seems to appear but has no physical exsistance; Apparition, Vision, Spector. Something to be feared or deaded.

# Wraith: Guardian; a ghost. Spectral figure of a person supposedly seen as a premonition just before that person dies.

# Poltergeist: Responsible for mysterious noisy disturbances or moving, misplacing of objects. Some poltergeists have been reported to cause physical harm to people.(unsettled ghost that constantly moves , throws , slams ,objects and annoys people around it.) (hair can be pulled , face slapped and physical harm.)

When dealing with ghosts don’t look for any rules or absolutes. There are circumstances that seem to create a more ghostly atmosphere, but there are no guarantees on predicting when and where a ghost will appear.
When it comes to ghost hunting the only rule is be ready for anything.

Recurring Hauntings/Ghosts

Recurring apparitions are ghosts that occur in regular cycles over a period of time, usually once annually. This type of ghost sighting is one of the most popular. The date of manifestation usually occurs on an anniversary date or a day of special importance to the deceased. These apparitions can include both ghosts of people and animals. Reports of recurring ghosts include individuals who have committed suicide, murder victims, and entire phantom armies marching across battlefields. Old hospitals, Graveyards , Areas of tragedies/Accidents are common places to witness these events.

SIGNS OF POLTERGEIST ACTIVITY: The already mentioned types of physical activity are most common in these cases, usually involving the violent manipulation of household and stationary objects, which seem to move about “under their own power“. Watch for these reports of phenomena to escalate for a period as time goes by. Also watch for a female adolescent to be present in the household or for all of the activity to be centered around one person in particular. It is common that none of the activity will take place unless that person is present at the time.

The earliest known reports of poltergeists date back to the ancient Romans. Other poltergeist records can be found in the medieval times of China and Germany. The reports indicate unexplainable events such as throwing dirt, flying objects, awful smells, loud noises, unexplained lights and ghostly apparitions. All of which are very similar to the still ongoing reports of modern poltergeists. Why exactly poltergeist activity occurs has been under debate by experts and scientists for decades. Poltergeists usually begin and end abruptly. The typical incident can last for several hours or several years.

The differences between poltergeist activity and a haunting can be very hard to distinguish. In the early stages of a poltergeist it may be impossible. Haunts and poltergeists do share basic aspects, (apparitions, strange noises, odors, moving or disappearing objects, etc.).

If you feel that you are encountering poltergeist activity don’t wait to look for help. Find a priest or local paranormal research group in your area. Some poltergeist cases can be exorcised before they have the chance of becoming dangerous. If you think that the poltergeist is linked to an object in you possession get rid of that object right away.
Don’t try to move or run away from a poltergeist. It’s a waste of time. If the poltergeist is linked to a person or object it will follow right along with you. The best thing to do is seek out professional help as soon as you can.

ALIEN HORIZON

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GRUESOME GIRLS

•April 29, 2008 • Leave a Comment


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PIMPLE POPPING MADE EASY

•April 24, 2008 • 1 Comment


Pimples, or zits (slang name) can be mild UP to severe. Its a common skin condition and can affect anyone from teenagers to women in there LATER YEARS.

Its rare to find acne in men of that age range. Acne, the full medical term is acne vulgaris is a common skin condition that happens when skin cells are clogged with oil and dead skin and then is infected with bacteria.

A pimple is red and is often raised bump like on the skin affecting the face, neck, shoulders, and back area. If a pimple bursts under the skin and sends bacteria into the surrounding tissues, it is then called a papule.

If the papule goes even deeper under the skin, its called a pustule. It might not be as red as other pimples but may have a white enter and be very painful. If it goes even deeper in the skin, it is then called a cyst or boil. These are very serious and should be treated by a trained professional who will administer topical remedies to help clear it up.

By picking or squeezing, you can add additional bacteria into the area and make the outbreak worse instead of better. Your hands or fingers may carry bacteria that you dont even know about that can aggravate the condition of your pimple. A good rule to remember is to keep your face clean and your hands very clean and off your face.

But. if you can’t resist you can REDUCE the pressure with a squeeze ….

1. WASH YOUR DIRTY ASS HANDS WITH SOAP AND WATER,(ESPECIALLY IF YOU JUST FINISHED TAKING A CRAP ).

2.POSITION “INDEX” FINGERS ON EACH SIDE OF ZIT…..(NOTE: CLIP YOUR NAILS TO REDUCE SLICING INTO SKIN).

3. APPLY EVEN (SLOW) PRESSURE TO “POP” PRESSURE…(TELL ANYONE CLOSE TO YOU TO COVER THEIR MOUTHS)

4. AIM AWAY FROM PEOPLE AND PETS ….

5. YOU WILL BE FINISHED WHEN YOU HEAR GASPS, SCREAMS AND PUKING SOUNDS COMING FROM WITNESSES.

END RESULT : SO WHAT COMES OUT ????<

DEAD SKIN CELLS , WHITE BLOOD CELLS , INFECTION

HAVE FUN !!!!

REALISTIC PHOTO PRINT EFFECT

•April 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Step 1:
First create the thin border of the photograph OR image you choose.
Use the Rectangular Marquee Tool to draw a rectangle the shape of a photo.
Create a new layer and call it frame, fill the selection with a gradient going from white to beige (#F7F2E7) like in the picture below.

Or whatever shade coloring you are looking for.

Step 2:Create a new layer and call it mask, with the selection still active shrink the selection by 4 – 6 px.
Fill the selection with whatever color you like, we will use this layer as a layer mask for our real picture in the next step.

Step 3: Insert the image you want to use to create realistic photo, make sure the image is in a layer above the mask layer.
Hold down the Alt button and position the mouse between the mask layer and the picture layer, the mouse pointer should look like the picture to the left, now left click.

Your image should now only be visible inside the rectangle you created in the mask layer.Now you can resize and move the image as you like inside this rectangle.

Now you can resize and move the image as you like inside this rectangle.

Step 4:Create a new layer and call it white gradient, set the foreground color to white, select the gradient tool and open the gradient editor.
Select the gradient called “Foreground to Transparent” which should be in your presets list.
Click the left Opacity stop and set the opacity to 50% as demonstrated in the picture bellow.

Step 5 :D raw a gradient from the bottom right corner towards the upper left corner as demonstrated in the image bellow.
Change the foreground color to black and create a new layer and call it black gradient now create the same gradient but in the opposite corner.


Step 7:Instead of applying a basic drop shadow we will create a more realistic shadow.
Start by creating a new layer called shadow and place the shadow layer below the frame layer, click the frame layer preview.Right click the selection and select Make work path, set the tolerance to 10.

Step 8:Select the Path selection tool and add an anchor point on the right and bottom side of the path, to add an anchor point you simply right click the path and select Add anchor point.
Move the anchor points.

Step 9:Right click the path and select Make selection to transform it back to a selection.
Fill the selection with black and deselect by hitting ctrl + D, set the layer opacity to 50% and apply a gaussian blur (Filter > Blur > Gaussian blur) with about 6px in radius.


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PhotoShop Trick : Easy Reflection Effect

•April 8, 2008 • Leave a Comment


I am going to show you how you can add reflections to your text, shapes or objects. This is a very easy technique and can be used in web design or interesting photo effects.

As an example, I will add a reflection to some text, however you can also use the same technique to add reflections to shapes or objects.

The first step is to duplicate our text layer. You can do that by simply going to Layer – Duplicate layer.


You can also add a bit of perspective or not to the reflection layer by transforming it (Edit->Transform->Perspective) if you want.Flip this layer by using Free Transform/ Flip vertical.


The next step is to add a layer mask to the duplicate layer. To do this simply click on the add layer mask button in the layers palette.
add layer mask button


Now pick the Gradient Tool and draw a gradient (black to white) in the direction that the arrow is showing in the screenshot .
(SEE EXAMPLE BELOW)


Finally just reduce the opacity of the duplicate layer and you are all done. I reduced the opacity and here is my final result.

There is no set rules in using this technique……experiment with the opacity to set the effect you are looking for.


FINAL RESULT …..

 
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